They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach so I have a preposition – how about we make pizza and then fuck? I will feed you first and then you can have me for dessert. If that sounds good to you then stop reading this ad right this second and contact me. I’m a mom in the Skegness area and I spend my days being so responsible and taking care of everyone’s needs that just this once, I’d like to be taken care of. I want to do something so reckless like having no strings sex.
I realize that most people would frown on what I’m searching for but it is what I want and those people can go fuck themselves. I cannot host and due to my responsibilities I can only travel to places within at least 15 minutes of me. I’m clean and would prefer someone clean too and I ask that anyone who replies this ad has a cut cock, sorry, it’s just a preference. I’m open to race and I don’t mind if you’re married or single, I’m just looking to have a little fun and who knows, we could make this an on-going thing.